No 60

It really annoys me when people cross out the wrong word when the idea is that you're pretending that you're typing  a Freudian slip or similar. You cross out the word that's true and leave the polite white lie. For example: 

I was going to leave the washing-up over night but my husband went berserk suggested it might be unhygienic so I loaded the dishwasher instead. 

Sadly this stupid Blogger app won't let me cross anything out, even though I tried editing in Word first, so I bolded the words that have to be crossed out for funniness. However I keep coming across people who cross out the other option. What the flying bum wipes is that about.