Wednesday, 9 September 2015

no 63

People who put spaces before/after brackets and text like ( brackets ) instead of (brackets)
People who put spaces before/after slashes like before / after or red / blue

Two for one!

Thursday, 27 August 2015

No 62

My whole body is itching to go home, find my tweezers and get these two monster hairs I can feel sprouting out of my chin. Argh. See previous post.

Monday, 4 May 2015

No 61

What is the POINT of having grown-up daughters around when they won't pluck your old-lady under-chin hairs for you.

Saturday, 7 March 2015

No 60

It really annoys me when people cross out the wrong word when the idea is that you're pretending that you're typing  a Freudian slip or similar. You cross out the word that's true and leave the polite white lie. For example: 

I was going to leave the washing-up over night but my husband went berserk suggested it might be unhygienic so I loaded the dishwasher instead. 

Sadly this stupid Blogger app won't let me cross anything out, even though I tried editing in Word first, so I bolded the words that have to be crossed out for funniness. However I keep coming across people who cross out the other option. What the flying bum wipes is that about.