No 37

Fuck you Facebook, I always want most recent posts first in my newsfeed. Why the arse wouldn't I. Stop changing it back all the time.

No 36

When people have pictures, like logos and shit, attached to their e-mail signatures so it looks like the e-mail has an attached file but it really doesn't.

No 35

The doors at work are all super-heavy except for the ones that you reaaalllyyyy yank open thinking right, remember now that the doors are heavy so put some effort into this opening doors malarkey now. 

No 34

Why do thermos flasks always dribble, so. I have to put mine in a plastic bag to avoid coffee stains on bag with contents? 

No 33

People who wait for the (electric) kettle to turn itself off before pouring the water. What, you can't hear the water boiling? There's no LAW that says it has to turn itself off to Have Boiled. The trick is in the bubbles, eejit. Not in one kitchen full of steam later.

No 32

If you're looking at clothes that have even just a SLIGHT "vintage" air to them there seems to have been issued an edict that they must all be polkadot patterned. I don't like polkadots. I want other patterns This is especially true if the brand happens to be available to buy in Sweden - Swedish retailer will only have bought in the polka stuff. Fecking polkadots.

No 31

My husband does this thing when he reads the paper that has always annoyed me these twenty years - he folds it open somewhere in the middle for an interesting article and then when he abandons the paper he doesn't fold it back so the front page is at the front iyswim. So I have to fold it back myself because unlike PSYCHOPATHS I read the paper from front to back, natch. 

The wisdom of old age (38 if you're asking) and some therapy sessions eight years ago has made me better at letting this go, man. 

No 30

I've got an annoying spot in my right ear and also one behind my left ear.