No 29

I'm after forgetting my chub rub guards, i.e. cotton bike short thingies. This could get ugly.

No 28

See this photo of my kitchen sink? Whoever designed it should be deported to a desert island and possibly flogged. A dirtier, messier contraption is hard to imagine. They had already solved the problem of how to design a kitchen drain in the 50s. THEY MADE IT FLAT SO YOU COULD SCRAPE OUT THE MUCK EASILY. If it isn't broken don't fix it! This drain is fucking awful. Thank you for nothing Myresjökök. 

No 27

Fecking wind. Cycling in the wind is the absolute worst. Well, not as worst as say having limbs chopped off, but you get my point.

No 26

1. Not keeping this blog up. There are so many annoying things to document.

2. I lost my thermos flask and the lost-and-found are all "no, don't have it". Please have it. Soon. I need my coffee.

3. I don't know which is worse, sleepless nights or nights where you sleep badly?

4. Being so pale my follicles show like black spots on my shaved legs.