Saturday, 11 August 2012

No 18

I rooted my phone and lost the Blogger app, and can't reinstall it until we've done a proper new setup with a new whatchamacallit like operative system? Because now it's on like a factory reset setting and is quite old-fashioned and slow. So I can't blog which is annoying.

Everyone who makes the following mistakes when putting stuff up for sale online ought to be deported immediately (what follows is in Swedish):

omlottströja/klänning/blus
hutch
chabby chic/schabby chick och all varianter
fotölj

I really need comfy knickers. I found a terrific brand, but it's sold like nowhere and definitely nowhere in Uppsala, and now they've discontinued it. I spent loads of money on knickers that SEEMED as though they'd be comfy but they're NOT. You know those pics of a brain, like a pie chart, that people post on comedy sites? What's going through a dog's/man's brain etc - sex, food, running after sticks? Well, mine would be at any given moment about 80 % about my knickers. They're riding up my arse, I'm so uncomfortable, how can I yank them out in public, where can I find knickers that don't ride up my arse, how can I extend the life span of the few miracle pairs I own, oh my god I'm so happy I'm wearing knickers that don't ride up my backside etc.

EIGHTY PER CENT. I'm not joking. It's amazing that I function at all.